What is up with teenagers these days? I am not trying to condemn them or their behaviors and actions as I have been a teenager before, and not all of them are like that, but many are getting on my nerves. It is not that easy to get on my nerves, so please, time to face the wall and reflect.
I have a feeling that many of the teenagers are possessed. No, you haven't read wrongly, they are possessed. I shan't talk about those people that speak as if they are possessed by a Japanese schoolgirl's dead spirit with 'lolx', 'ii lubb euuu' or 'hu arxx euu'because them acting like morons doesn't affect me. I just wish that they can avoid further embarrassment with the knowledge that cute Japanese girls don't speak in that way. *roll eyeballs*
If you haven't noticed enough, teenagers are now squeaking their shoes on purpose to attract attention. Every step is a squeak and some walk with a rhythmatic squeak. That really thread on my tail. I forgive those who speak in a retarded way with the sheer purpose to act cute. As ridiculous as it sounds, I accept the explanation. But squeaking shoes? I felt like the whole shopping malls, eateries and fast food restaurants are filled with mice. And what is the purpose of squeaking the shoes? A research on frictional wear and tear or examining the heat and sound energy produced by squeaking shoes? Perhaps the education system in Singapore has backfired. Gee, what am I saying, how can it backfire when there is no gun in the first place.
Then.. it suddenly occurred to me that they squeak their shoes to act cute! That’s it! I came to realize the point when a three-year old boy walked in with the cute squeaking shoes. I see, so the teenagers are acting that way because they want to act cute, like they are wearing the cute squeaky shoes that 3-yr olds wear. I witnessed how these secondary school girls walk in a tiptoe manner, silently praying that they will trip and fall with all the drinks spilled over their darn shoes and their full-of-clips hair, occasionally with strips of hair matted at the side of the cheek. I have a suggestion too.
Attention all secondary schools, want to motivate your students to do better and create a 'pure' and 'innocent' study environment? Please reward your students with large size squeaky shoes on youth day. That would be so motivating.
Please teenagers, I am old already. Please don't worsen by hearing with sqeaking shoes. At most I use 'less-sophisticated' to describe the way in which you speak instead of 'retarded' or 'moron' even though i t is more apt, or that I secretly wish that you fell without fries and coke on your head even though that would be a wonderful sight.
Just spare this old woman with your squeaking shoes. You win alright, you win. Just walk like a human.
Jacqueline
9:34 AM
